dear world:
last night i went to a whorehouse and shared a slushie with a whore.
that is all.
last night i went to a whorehouse and shared a slushie with a whore.
that is all.
The Large Bucket of Squid
Catapults ahoy!
"I wonder if all the gods ever got together and fought?"
"Ragnarok?"
"No, like that book we read that time."
"Only without a god of the internet.
"There is no god in the internet. If anything, the internet proves there is no god."
"Ragnarok?"
"No, like that book we read that time."
"Only without a god of the internet.
"There is no god in the internet. If anything, the internet proves there is no god."
i bought something thursday.
( ... )
bossman wants me to name it bahamut.
edit: ron's saying tritoch. it WAS encased in ice earlier...
life's been hectic and between class, work and social life, i've been a bit internet absent lately.
i guess real update later. this is mainly a heads up, dudes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M7lgNEQK
someone leaked the full dragonball movie. im downloading it now before it's gone.
i guess real update later. this is mainly a heads up, dudes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M7lgNEQK
someone leaked the full dragonball movie. im downloading it now before it's gone.
i have a debate in a few hours about whether or not invasive species are the greatest threat to biodiversity. i figured it was really habitat loss, but googled to check.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_gr
Q: What is the greatest threat to the biodiversity of biomes all over the worldWhy?
A: the greatest threat to biodiversity is hunting because hunting alters teh genes in the biosphere
uhhhhhhhhhhh.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_gr
Q: What is the greatest threat to the biodiversity of biomes all over the worldWhy?
A: the greatest threat to biodiversity is hunting because hunting alters teh genes in the biosphere
uhhhhhhhhhhh.
augh. wish i could have a free day. but i'm pretty much working full time around classes. so tonight i decided to say fuck it, skip off my schoolwork, and be foolish.
CURRENT APPEARANCE AS OF TWO MINUTES AGO
and now, sleeps
CURRENT APPEARANCE AS OF TWO MINUTES AGO
and now, sleeps
What's this? We've moved and now actually have an internet connection? Hooray!
So I now live with Lex in a large house downtown, learned the secret to the perfect smoothie, and have been having fun cooking shit.
Time to catch up with LJ.. eesh.
So I now live with Lex in a large house downtown, learned the secret to the perfect smoothie, and have been having fun cooking shit.
Time to catch up with LJ.. eesh.
not in the holiday spirit. super stressed. was having the worst evening before lex called and made everything feel better. spending the night alone in town because i need to work tomorrow and when mom and ash went up the shore i was.. in a bit of a state and not fit to be going anywhere. but know what makes everything better?
i love them so much.
:dork:
i love them so much.
:dork:
Fuck. Lex's flight got cancelled and he's trapped in Toronto. All flights are booked to hali until a few days after Christmas. All trains are booked for a while. He really doesnt know whether renting a car would get him back soon enough. Fuck fuck fuck.
it's one of those days when you realize how fucked up your relationship is.
∞Aix∞ says:
ilu
and ilalmonds
but you are less delicious
(but better in ever other way)
...
except maybe nutritional value?
Alex says:
haha
i dunno
high in protein
∞Aix∞ says:
i guess you both- yeah
you're higher in water
Alex says:
i am
∞Aix∞ says:
i cant really eat bones so almond wins in calcium
i guess you both have dece iron
but you have more cholesterol
oh god i dont know
and when you're both gone i am filled with regret
shit
i think you tie
Alex says:
LOL
youre some cute
∞Aix∞ says:
you're some potentially less delicious than an almond
(i love you anyways)
it'll be hard, but i think i can get past this.
Alex says:
haha
awww
well thanks D:
ill try harder...to....be ....more delicious? :S
∞Aix∞ says:
ilu
and ilalmonds
but you are less delicious
(but better in ever other way)
...
except maybe nutritional value?
Alex says:
haha
i dunno
high in protein
∞Aix∞ says:
i guess you both- yeah
you're higher in water
Alex says:
i am
∞Aix∞ says:
i cant really eat bones so almond wins in calcium
i guess you both have dece iron
but you have more cholesterol
oh god i dont know
and when you're both gone i am filled with regret
shit
i think you tie
Alex says:
LOL
youre some cute
∞Aix∞ says:
you're some potentially less delicious than an almond
(i love you anyways)
it'll be hard, but i think i can get past this.
Alex says:
haha
awww
well thanks D:
ill try harder...to....be ....more delicious? :S
so im studying and freaking out and a mental wreck and got a nasty gecko bite and upset all around when i realized.
it's now the 16th.
3 years ago today, i got drunk off my ass and decided that the appropriate response to something a guy said (that i was too drunk to remember) was to kiss him.
turned out a lot less terrible than it could have, i suppose. <3
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clawxco
it's now the 16th.
3 years ago today, i got drunk off my ass and decided that the appropriate response to something a guy said (that i was too drunk to remember) was to kiss him.
turned out a lot less terrible than it could have, i suppose. <3
EDIT: STOLEN FROM
clawxco
August 28, 2008: Midnight Sun leaks onto the interwebs. A butthurt Stephenie Meyer wrote about how sad she is about the leak on her website. Midnight Sun was clearly going to pay for a new house and a better wardrobe whenever it was supposed to be released. The culprit of the breach isn't some l337 hacker, but in a true showcase of stupidity, Meyer herself. Apparently she's been throwing around unfinished drafts like they were confetti, even giving one to the guy who plays Edward in the shitty movie adaption of Twilight so he could "better understand his character." Rpattz, pissed off because he got stuck playing a character he hates (seriously), leaked the Midnight Sun manuscript in retaliation. Meyer is so butthurt about the leak that the book has been canceled until she can live for two whole years without hearing the phrase "Midnight Sun".
AHAHAHAA.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Twi
oh god the book summaries and the comics this is amazing. why does this have so many fangirls.
AHAHAHAA.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Twi
oh god the book summaries and the comics this is amazing. why does this have so many fangirls.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16852_5-g
cracked posted this, and i completely fucking lost it due to one picture/caption.
dipshit. DIPSHIT. oh god im giggling just typing this.
(if you're curious but not enough to read it, the pic's re the great sparrow campaign, in which the chinese learned about ecological imbalances the hard way)
i may have bought some purple goggles. i may be debating on some not-purple goggles. no clue why, i just have a sudden obsession with them that came out of nowhere. yes, i AM going to start wearing goggles everywhere because of this. :awesome:
blargh moving day's approaching too fast...
cracked posted this, and i completely fucking lost it due to one picture/caption.
dipshit. DIPSHIT. oh god im giggling just typing this.
(if you're curious but not enough to read it, the pic's re the great sparrow campaign, in which the chinese learned about ecological imbalances the hard way)
i may have bought some purple goggles. i may be debating on some not-purple goggles. no clue why, i just have a sudden obsession with them that came out of nowhere. yes, i AM going to start wearing goggles everywhere because of this. :awesome:
blargh moving day's approaching too fast...
My sister is ranting loudly to her friend on how people need to stop getting stupid tattoos. She's being completely serious about it, because its a fat chick with the kanji for gluttony on her neck, and obviously stupid tats need to stop right now.
Ash has four tattoos. her first when she was 16 was ass antlers with a butterfly. Then came the cherry on her hip. Then came the love kanji on her neck. And then her name in Miqmaw on her foot (Asli nikol, so it looks like it was written by a retarded 4year old). The first three were picked from a book in the store. She is actually the posterchild for terrible stereotypical 16yearold tats.
and yet she's seriously telling Lacey that TATTOOS SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING GUYS STOP GETTING STUPID TATTOOS. uh. right.
Ash has four tattoos. her first when she was 16 was ass antlers with a butterfly. Then came the cherry on her hip. Then came the love kanji on her neck. And then her name in Miqmaw on her foot (Asli nikol, so it looks like it was written by a retarded 4year old). The first three were picked from a book in the store. She is actually the posterchild for terrible stereotypical 16yearold tats.
and yet she's seriously telling Lacey that TATTOOS SHOULD MEAN SOMETHING GUYS STOP GETTING STUPID TATTOOS. uh. right.
Since the last time I saw him, he got hairier.
UH.
UH.
mom was talking to ash today and told her to tell me to tell lex that he needs to go spend a couple hundred dollars to change his plane flight he booked in july because she wants all our stuff OUT by the first. no negotiation. when prior to now she seemed perfectly fine with the fact he came home on the 3rd. couldnt even tell him to his face.. or email.. because shes keeping up the front of being nice to his face.
so now he needs to change his flight to the 27th or so to get back. meaning he goes from spending two weeks with with his family to five days, then needs to rush back and try to pack everything and oh god were too young to rent a van or u-haul to move our shit what do we do wrasasedasdfsdgd
so now he needs to change his flight to the 27th or so to get back. meaning he goes from spending two weeks with with his family to five days, then needs to rush back and try to pack everything and oh god were too young to rent a van or u-haul to move our shit what do we do wrasasedasdfsdgd
AHAHAHAA man. i love dragon furries.
The gases that are produced (Chlorophil and Methane) are passed
down the lower tube and into the Gases Stomach (7). Here, the
gases are pressurized and held for a while until it is released
either through the Rectum (6) or Oesophagus (1). Seeing how Sammy doesn't require Methane to lighten his body for flying, he can
cause the Chlorophil to pass up into the Gas Oesophagus (8) and
breathe out the poisonous gas at enemies, and depending if they
breathe it, can kill them quickly. He can also use the MEthane to
breathe fire but we shall get to that later.
Chlorophyll. Truly the most dangerous of substances!
The gases that are produced (Chlorophil and Methane) are passed
down the lower tube and into the Gases Stomach (7). Here, the
gases are pressurized and held for a while until it is released
either through the Rectum (6) or Oesophagus (1). Seeing how Sammy doesn't require Methane to lighten his body for flying, he can
cause the Chlorophil to pass up into the Gas Oesophagus (8) and
breathe out the poisonous gas at enemies, and depending if they
breathe it, can kill them quickly. He can also use the MEthane to
breathe fire but we shall get to that later.
Chlorophyll. Truly the most dangerous of substances!
drunk. third night in a row. first night was home alone. second night was a terrible pubcrawl. tonight was with coworker at a gaybar.
oh god. why dont i do this more often./ gay dudes are fuckin hilarious to go drinkin and dancin with.
i ran into adorablegayclassmate! HEATHER WE WAS TALKIN ABOUT YOUR FLEAS BEING OTW~! ahahah. and i met his fiance. and managed to not say buttbuddy.
dudes. confession? io honestly, truly think buttbuddy is the funniest combination of words in the english language.god i cant say it without gigglefit. BUTTBUDDY.
BUTTBUDDY\
okay dudes. ima laugh until i pass out now
oh god. why dont i do this more often./ gay dudes are fuckin hilarious to go drinkin and dancin with.
i ran into adorablegayclassmate! HEATHER WE WAS TALKIN ABOUT YOUR FLEAS BEING OTW~! ahahah. and i met his fiance. and managed to not say buttbuddy.
dudes. confession? io honestly, truly think buttbuddy is the funniest combination of words in the english language.god i cant say it without gigglefit. BUTTBUDDY.
BUTTBUDDY\
okay dudes. ima laugh until i pass out now
JAHSDKAHSGDAS
I FOUND IT TODAY ON THE WAY TO CLASS
THERE'S ONLY LIKE TWO SEEN IN TOWN A YEAR
I FOUND IT TODAY ON THE WAY TO CLASS
THERE'S ONLY LIKE TWO SEEN IN TOWN A YEAR
Life update: can't deal with mom's crazy anymore. Signing lease on a new place tomorrow or the next day. It's amazing and huge and an unreasonably good price! I've been terrified for the last few days, but now Im just so very excited about it holy crap I can't wait!
The master bedroom? Literally the size of ALL THREE BEDROOMS HERE PUT TOGETHER. The CLOSET is the size of my room right now. And has a window. There's a basement that could be used as another room, and another big room the size of the master here that has a w/d hookup so in case of emergency cash being needed, sublettin time. Gaaaaaah.
<3
The master bedroom? Literally the size of ALL THREE BEDROOMS HERE PUT TOGETHER. The CLOSET is the size of my room right now. And has a window. There's a basement that could be used as another room, and another big room the size of the master here that has a w/d hookup so in case of emergency cash being needed, sublettin time. Gaaaaaah.
<3